Good joke thread - volume 1

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TC (Lovely Geezer)

TC (Lovely Geezer)

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How many Leeds fans does it take to change a Light Bulb?

Nobody Knows.

They all like to sit around in the Dark and talk about what it used to be like before the light went out!
 
What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Leeds fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!
 
You're trapped in a room with an angry bear, a hungry Lion, and a Hammers fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the ****ing Hammer twice,,<laugh>
 
if you ever meet my mrs mighty you will be the one with no fookin teeth.She's got a good right hook.<yikes>

Wall fan is she ?
 
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