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Good joke thread - volume 1

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Jan 11, 2013.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    How many Leeds fans does it take to change a Light Bulb?

    Nobody Knows.

    They all like to sit around in the Dark and talk about what it used to be like before the light went out!
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jan 11, 2013
  2. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    <yikes> ffs TC that's older than you.
     
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  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Old but gold with a hint of truth <cheers>
     
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  4. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Leeds fans in one room?

    A full set of teeth!
     
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  5. MIGHTY

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    You're trapped in a room with an angry bear, a hungry Lion, and a Hammers fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

    Shoot the ****ing Hammer twice,,<laugh>
     
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  6. lifecheshirewhite

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    <laugh> not bad,but if you ever meet my mrs mighty you will be the one with no fookin teeth.She's got a good right hook.<yikes>
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, Jan 11, 2013

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    More injury misery for Kieran Dyer, he broke his wrist waving goodbye to team mates yesterday.
     
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    Qpr medical team have quit the club arfter being told Kieran Dyer is being released by his club.
     
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    if you ever meet my mrs mighty you will be the one with no fookin teeth.She's got a good right hook.<yikes>

    Wall fan is she ?
     
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