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Good advice from your mother

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by BluefromBridgend, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Don't eat yellow snow!!!!

    Beat that.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jan 21, 2013
  2. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    If the dogs are out, don't eat the brown snow
     
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  3. Mr Masky

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    This thread can only go one way!<yikes>
     
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  4. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    I hope so RB.

    On another thread Masked Man says he's bored and posted to find out the time rather than flick his wrist. I'm sure his mother would have had some good advice for him on the merits of whether or not he should wrist flick. After all she would have been the one having to wash his sheets. <yikes>
     
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  5. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    More advice.

    If you see a horse with 5 legs, watch out for the middle one.
     
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    Oldsparkey, Jan 21, 2013
  6. Caldicot Cider Red

    Caldicot Cider Red Well-Known Member

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    Don't support Bristol City.........it will end in tears!

    Sorry Mum.......should have listened :(
     
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    Caldicot Cider Red, Jan 21, 2013
  7. AKCJ

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    When I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother, what should I be?

    Should I be Leicester? Should I be Forest? Heres what she said to me...

    Go wash your mouth out son, and go fetch your Father's gun and shoot the Forest scum, shoot the Forest scum.
     
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  8. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Fact!!!!
     
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  9. taffthefish

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    My mum always made me wear clean underwear when I went out just in case I got hit by a bus. Not suprisingly I got hit by a bus and **** myself!
     
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  10. Masky

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    Taff pal, couldn't you have softened that up a bit for us delicate ones?
    :steam:
     
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    MM had I known I would have used some laxative...
     
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  12. Minxy

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    As the mother of 2 boys my advice was ....

    ... somethings, your mum just doesn't want to know :D
     
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  13. DaiJones

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    My mam said to me Dai, your working class be careful with those Posh Birds.
     
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  14. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    And if you are not careful save up for a pram.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jan 22, 2013
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  17. DaiJones

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    The Royal family photo album ?


    More horse than Tesco burgers
     
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    DaiJones, Jan 22, 2013

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