Goldilocks Tug

Twice in recent weeks I've been left alone in customers' houses and taken the opportunity of having a quick tug.

"Who's been tugging in my bed?"

Actually, one of them was in the bath. Less messy.

Watch out for cameras though, don't want any incriminating evidence.

Anyone else pervy enough to have had a Goldilocks tug?

 

One time back in Cameroon, I had a Sideshow Bob in my neighbours mud-hut.

 

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a Sideshow Bob

 

Goldilocks tug what next

 

I ****ed on a building site I was working on once.


That's about it.

 

Goldilocks tug

Does knocking one out into her underwear drawer when she's out shopping count?

 

Used to have an al-fresco tug during my paper round. All that fresh air and puberty was a heady combination. Always tried to keep the papers clean though, far to easy to trace sticky pages back to the delivery boy.

 

**** sake

 

I'm getting really concerned about myself now, was at a customer's this morning and they nipped out to the Post Office. First thing I thought was I'll nip into the airing cupboard for a quick pull

What the **** is wrong with me?

 

There's not much chance being caught in a customer's house. Anyone had a real danger **** - like under a table in a busy restaurant?

 

I might go for one the now. Doing consultancy work and I'm the only one left in the office.

I'll round my 2 minute tug up to an hour and get paid for it

 

Danger ****

I had a tug in the toilets of a train once, somewhere between Kings Cross and Peterbrough. "Tickets please..."

"**** off I'm having a ****"