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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/25/smugg...kilo-of-gold-stuffed-up-his-backside-6955181/

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    A smuggler with almost a kilo of gold stuffed up his rectum was caught by airport security after acting ‘awkward’.
    Customs officers in Sri Lanka spotted the 45-year-old man moving ‘awkwardly and suspiciously’ in Colombo Airport’s departure lounge.
    Airport spokesman Sunil Jayaratne said: ‘He was called for a thorough screening after customs officers noticed him walking with difficulty and appearing to be in pain.’
    When customs officers began searching him they discovered he was hiding 904 grams of gold wrapped in black plastic sheets.


    OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Patience

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    So it wasn't a kilo.

    ****E SENSATIONALIST HEADLINES.
     
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  3. heisenburg

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    Gold finger
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Golf dinger
     
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  6. Patience

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  7. heisenburg

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    The man with the golden bun
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Guy's on a roll! Given Dev a run for his money as not606's resident punmeister extraordinaire.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Wouldn't it make more sense if he put bum ?
    Never heard of an anal cavity being called a bun.
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    It's Dev's Portuguese account when he's over seeing Maddy.
     
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  13. heisenburg

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    I'm no gold digger
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

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    Is that a euphemism for poofter?
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    A Quantum of Sore Arse.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    Witch Doctor, No!
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Man with the golden dung
     
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  18. Patience

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    HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUN!

    CASINO ANAL

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    A kilo of gold is tiny so...

    Actually, why ****ing bother <doh>

    <Expecting some beely essay about asparagus pizza now>
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You must have a massive anus if a kilo of blunt metal shoved up there is tiny ?
     
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