Going to Hell in a Handcart

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The Metro is on one today

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    A man with a tattoo that says DEVAST8 across his chin, mouth and cheeks says he is unable to get a job.
    Mark Cropp believes his tattoo is putting off potential employers as he tries desperately to get off the dole.
     
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    Sterilise this **** and stop his benefits
     
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    Nah, **** that. Get him on Jeremy Kyle now!
     
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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...ender-recognition-self-identify-a7855381.html

    Can't make your mind up what gender to be? Not a problem, soon you will be able to pick and choose whatever you want to be and just put an X in the box.

    The Government is planning to reform gender identity rules to make it easier for people to choose their own gender in law.
    Under plans being considered by ministers, adults will be able to change their birth certificates at will without a doctor’s diagnosis, while non-binary gender people will be able to record their gender as “X”.
    Changes to the law will be consulted on and will ultimately be included in a planned Gender Recognition Bill, set to be published in the autumn.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm a Gambol.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    Thinking about it there are plenty on GC who have to sign their names with an X so this might be just what they need.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, tina wasn't signing her PM's to me with a kiss. She was signing her unknown gender. How disappointing.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Here we go again
    http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/24/art-p...-giving-trigger-warnings-to-students-6801299/

    An internationally renowned art expert has been hounded out of his job after he failed to give ‘trigger warnings’ before discussing a fictional rape.
    Michael Bonesteel has taught at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago for 14 years, and is an expert on the 20th-century Chicago artist Henry Darger.
    Bonesteel said that ‘militant LGBT students’ had turned his classroom into something closer to a ‘police state than a place where academic freedom and the open exchange of ideas is valued’.
    Bonesteel offered his resignation after three students filed harassment complaints against him for the way he discussed sensitive materials, the Washington Times reports.


    The administration responded to the complaints by reducing Bonesteel’s teaching hours.
    In one incident, a student complained that Bonesteel didn’t offer a ‘trigger warning’ before using the word ‘rape’ in a discussion of the comic book Batman: The Killing Joke.
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    Bonesteel said, ‘When I said the word ‘rape,’ the complaining student yelled, “Hey, where’s the trigger warning?”’ A little exasperated by that point, I remarked, ‘Really? You want a trigger warning for the word “rape”?’


    Some misfit objects to the word rape and expects a tutor to forewarn the whole class before using the word and instead of just f.ucking dealing with it then files a complaint for sexual harassment.

    Can I take this opportunity to congratulate the man on his name, Mike Bonesteel, proper porn actor moniker!!
     
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    One of my uni lecturers said "fist-****ing" in a lecture without a trigger warning. One of the mature students almost shat herself.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Interesting, what lecture would require the mention of fist-****ing? Never cropped up when I went to University.
     
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    A poofy one at that <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A slur, sir!
     
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    Bit early for slurring pal.

    Hic!
     
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    I AM DOING GOD'S WORK
     
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    Silly c.unt. Of course periods only happen to women, until she has gender re-assignment surgery and a hysterectomy to stop having periods she is a SHE no matter what f.ucking hairdo and Gap shirt she wears.

    Is she a Wid for anyone here?
     
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    English Lit. Think we were studying The Picture of Dorian Grey.
     
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