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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Does he/she/it exist? It's the perennial question which is never discussed on here nearly enough.

    Me, I'm an agnostic. I keep my mind open to most things and indulge in calm and rational discussions.

    Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? That's right, he was up all night wondering if there was a Dog.

    No please............please..............there's more.

    Actually scrap that, there is no God otherwise he would have let Andy win a grand slam event by now.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Yes He does.

    You can close the article now.
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 9, 2012
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If God exists, let him smite me now.....



    No, I am completely unsmoten. Case closed.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2012
  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Roger Federer is God. Just ask Andy Pandy.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    He's maybe busy watching the Easties Omnibus?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012
  6. Barrie Lochrie

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    God is real, that is undisputable.

    TFWNN will be along to gape you non-believers any minute now.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Jul 9, 2012
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He's supposed to be omnipotent. Maybe that is cancelled out by omnibuses though.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I believe there is a God. I chose to.

    What I don't give a ****ing toss about is organised religion of any kind.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think religion is just an excuse for some blokes to dress up publicly in smocks.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Well said sonny. You have just put your finger on it.

    Sofa so good!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> ****
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's all in the mind.
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The Norse gods are real, but the rest are all fairy stories to keep credulous peasants in line. Except the Greek ones, obviously. That time Zeus turned himself into a swan to seduce a water nymph, that definitely happened.
     
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    Many of you will come to rue your lack of belief on the day you are judged.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Pics or it didn't happen Tarq!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012
  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Simon Cowell, really??

    Oooooooooh I could crush a grape.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hasn't the Large Hardon Collider not proved God yet?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2012
  18. RAVENBLACK

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    I remember Dale Hardon in Flesh Gordon.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I bet you do. ****ta.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2012
  20. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I haven't got any pics. Just a big marble statue of the incident.
     
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