We will need some divine intervention if we are relying on 'fat boy' Lambo Scummer leading the forward line, to get us to Brazil. He can only score tap ins and penalty's from the very little I have seen of him, when he is not eating all the pasties at half time!
Now now SB3. When a player puts on an England shirt you forgive him his club status and get behind him as much as the rest of the side.
Rickie Lambert played very well against Moldova (my hand is really shaking as I type this ), he scored with a good header, but better still his 35 yard through ball to Danny Welbeck for his second goal was superb. Real class. .....and not a pasty or pie in sight..........
I should hope they are not made of Spam, meowth !! - do you remember the Monty Python sketch of the same name which I believe led to Eric Idle's production of Spamalot ? NB. No, I haven't tried the pies from the butchers you mention - are they very tasty ?
Our defence is fine for about 80 minutes - then it gets a bit leaky. Doesn't help to have a nervous goalie who doesn't organise his defenders though.
Well....... I wasn't going to mention those He was brought to the club by someone who already knew him (Steve Allen I think) so they must have seen something in him.
Get yourself along to Wembley sb for the Montenegro game and sing along with the rest of the fans, Oh Ricky Ricky, Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Lambert. You know you will love it. In fact scrub off that 657 thats on your flag and replace it with We Love Ricky x
I think you pre match rather than post match, cos they would all go at half time when the pie eater wobbles back to the dressing room!
Maybe, just maybe, the tubby pie eater will forget his 'corset' and will not be able to pull the shirt on?
