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Goals Goals Goals :: How many and Whence

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  1. Livtor

    Livtor Active Member

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    "New EPL season around the corner."

    "Aye"

    "Ambition?"

    "Retain top 4 status after big player leaves with big shoes to fill."

    "How?"

    "Still score a lot, not as much as last year certainly, but in the 70-80 range.
    AND concede less, in the 30-35 range. A more settled goalkeeper, new defensive additions and once-injured players back as new would help that."

    "Sure enough, a +40 goal differential can get you top 4. And lets grant that a bolstered defence leaks in 35 goals. Where do 75 goals come from however?"

    "Here:

    Sturridge: 15
    Sterling: 10
    Lambert: 4
    Borini: 2
    Gerrard: 6
    Coutinho: 4
    Henderson: 5
    Lallana: 5
    Markovic: 2
    Suso: 2
    Allen: 2
    Ibe: 1
    Can: 1
    Defence: 6 ... "


    "That's still ten short of three quarter century."

    "I suppose we NEED a 10 goal a season striker then."

    "Aye. If not, that would mean everyone from Mignolet to Sturridge will have to up their game more than envisioned."

    "And that would require a touch of magic by Brendan"

    "Aye. More than a handful of magic."
     
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  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    "Why is everything speech marked you twat"
     
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  3. DirtyFrank

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    Lol I swear to God this place is getting more like One Flew Over.......
     
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  4. "Sympathy post"
     
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  5. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why wouldn't you include Lallana and Markovic in there? Surely they'd be good for at least 5 goals each?
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Because he's a mong
     
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  7. "You forgot the speech marks"
     
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  8. "It must be quite embarrassing when Dribbles can post better threads than you though"
     
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  9. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    "Fixed <ok>"
     
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  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    "Moose ****er"
     
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  12. Livtor

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    "Aye. Not quite. Also, they's detract from others who they'd replace, e.g. Coutinho's tally".
     
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  13. Livtor

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    "And what caliber is a 10 goals a season striker, mate?"

    "Gotta be a good one to hit it off in his first LFC season, not world class, but class nonetheless."
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    "This could turn into a witch hunt which I never agree with but the OP will make senseless, insensitive comments to be a nob, or he is actually a nob. No matter, live by the sword etc etc"
     
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  15. Livtor

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    ~ the end ~
     
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  16. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "So you don't include Markovic and Lallana but include Allen and Ibe? ... Rightttt <laugh>"
     
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  17. "Money ball"
     
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  18. Livtor

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    What witch hunt could you be musing about, sensitive doctor?
     
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  19. Livtor

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    Your valid point was taken into account, my simple friend.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    So Markovic will only get 2 goals this season <laugh>
     
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