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Glory-hunters begin checking family tree....

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    matth_21 New Member

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    ... for tenuous links to Man City.

    After Manchester City clinched the Premier League title on a dramatic last day of the season, fans of supporting whichever club is winning have begun looking for ways to justify their temporary unconditional love for the new champions.

    29 year-old Chris Stephenson, who revealed that his cousin saw Oasis at Glasgow’s King Tut’s Wah Wah Hut before they were famous, told us that he couldn’t wait for next season to start.

    “I’m definitely mad for that….I mean mad for it,” he enthused.

    “I’ve been a Man City fan since my dad took a piss next to Eddie Large at Stafford services in 1997.”

    “I’m City till I die depending on where they are in the league around Christmas time.”

    Amongst other fans who have mysteriously started referring to their siblings as ‘our kid’ is 34 year-old David Harris from Exeter.

    “What a great day it’s been for not having to go through the misery of supporting your local club,” he said.

    “I reckon I’ll be supporting Man City for a long time.”

    “Having said that, I’ll be making a final decision on where my loyalties lie after the Chelsea v Bayern Munich Champion’s League final next weekend.”

    http://newsthump.com/2012/05/14/glor...s-to-man-city/

    I told you they would have glory hunters, claiming they were Man City fans before the money came in.
     
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  2. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Umm, you do realise that it's a spoof/satirical website don't you?

    Please say yes.
     
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  3. Purley

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    Bahahahahhaa
     
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    What a ****ing idiot you are matth, you are without doubt the biggest spastic in this world
     
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    piss off.
     
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    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear, Matth. <doh>
     
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    W t f

    haha
     
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    Wow.
     
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    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Yep, has it taken you that long to realise it's the original Matth?
     
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    What a ballbag! <doh>
     
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    Doubly ironic when you realise matth is a Man United fan from Northampton.
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ok, we've all had a good laugh at matth's understanding of the concept of satire. Time to move on methinks...
     
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