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Glenn Hoddle??

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TurkeyToon, May 5, 2015.

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  1. TurkeyToon

    TurkeyToon Active Member

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    Thoughts on him coming in to help us stay up? I dont know why he still out of a job. Always thought he a decent manager, just that daft faith healer bollocks made him look like a fecking nutcase.
     
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  2. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    No point, nothing is changing. We should probably never have gone for Pardew, in hindsight, as it was Charnley all along. He's the fcker who's put us here, and if he truly has his hands tied by Ashley then force the pussy to admit it. He is MD, he could sack Pardew if he wanted. If Pardew could simply walk out, as he did, then Charnley could have binned him after the headbutt and didn't. Lee Charnley, in my mind, if the most useless sack of sh!t ever to be at this club and when the masses realise it we'll understand we've got McKeag incarnate, and that all the vitriol directed at Ashley should have AT LEAST made it's way to Charnley as well.

    He's gotten away with absolute murder. It's his signature on the sale of Cabaye, the appointment of Kinnear, the choices with Carver, and he gets away with it.
     
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  3. TurkeyToon

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    You know what, im in my mid forties and the last time i shed a tear was when my little`un was born, love him to bits. But that was happy tears. But the sheer frustration I feel with this club now is almost enough to bring a tear to my eye. But i manage to hold it back. I prefer to channel my emotions into pure anger and hatred, aimed at the players(not everyone though) and particulary the mingemint!! ( My new name for the heirachy)
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Worked well for QPR fetching him in.
     
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  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    It's too late and there is no option now but to stick with Carver and pray.
    He was the easy cheap bargain bucket option way back when Pardew left and we looked safe and sound in or around mid table with the points in the bag.
    Total complacency by the club which transferred to the players, who all sat back smugly thinking they could take their collective foot off the pedal and coast over the line without breaking a sweat.
    Mostly focussed on the summer and either their holidays or moving on. We all know there is never a Plan B, it seems for all the bravado that even McClaren won't grab this particular nettle. Ask yourself who would? All this talk of rebuilding is total pap, we have a list of top class targets, l am going to die laughing soon. Nobody in their right mind will want to sign for this shower. They may as well put an advertisement out that says.....
    WANTED 20 GOAL PLUS PER SEASON STRIKER AND OTHER POSITIONS AVAILABLE, ESSENTIAL CRITERIA MUST CURRENTLY BE SECTIONED UNDER THE MENTAL HEALTH ACT AND AVAILABLE FOR DISCHARGE SUMMER 2015 - apply NUFC
     
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    I totally despise the **** but, and it really pains me to say this but I would have him ahead of Carver, such is the desperate situation we find ourselves in.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Now when BRS says this, you know we are really up **** creek <laugh>
     
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  8. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    I was listening to him this morning mate on that fat drunken bastard Alan Brazil's show and I cringed at almost everything he was coming out with but even he advised someone to come in to galvanise the team for the three remaining games. I'd have him at this moment but I think it would take a much bigger personality to keep us up at this point.
     
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  9. TurkeyToon

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    These are my thoughts exactly!! The guy was a great footballer but a fecking fruitloop as a manager. But I would rather have a fruitloop than a fecking Lickity Lips Goblin as our manager. God, I cant believe I`m going to say this,,, Jokey Kinnear was better than this feckinsg arsewipe. That is how fecking low we have sunk!! Ashley, I hope you die of a horrible painful illness you cnut!!!!!!!!
     
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  10. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    All of your comments are valid, but you have Lee Charnley pulling the strings. The guy has not got a fcking clue what he's doing. Not a clue.

    I am not in the position, granted, but just asking Rob Lee, Glenn Hoddle, Redknapp, Rijkaard, or someone to come in, steady things down, offer some assurances and some advice to Carver is a simple and cost-effective move. Yes, I get that the ship has sailed on appointing a new full time boss, but Carver's dead man walking so just bring in an advisor in some capacity. But it's so far out of Charnley's capability there's no chance it will happen.

    Ashley's a malignant pr!ck, but Charnley's in charge.
     
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  11. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    With Charnley in charge we'd probably end up with that 80's crooner Glen Medeiros, such is his knowledge of football.
     
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  12. MF SHAK

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    maybe we can all chip in and get a hologram of alan pardew projected pitchside to galvanise the players, similar to that creepy tupac one they did a few years ago. Pretty sure that would be legal.
     
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