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Ghosts

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Nov 14, 2017.

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Do Ghosts exist ffs

  1. Aye

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  2. Naw

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  3. **** off Gas you ****

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  1. gas

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    Do they exist?

    Its a naw from this imbecile. <ghost>
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I heard you are that ugly that you get your money back on the ghost train <laugh> pmsl <party>
     
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  3. gas

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    IN I POP <grr>
     
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    @ACWORTH2016 is your man for this.

    Thank **** he's not here though <cool>
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he is though. Maybe he is...

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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They do exist, I know because I've seen one.
     
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  7. monacoger

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    Do ghost ****es counts? I´ve not seen one of those though because they just disappear pmsl. I prefer the magic ****es the ones that you do and you wipe your arse and the paper/hand is still clean afterwards!
     
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    He knew.
     
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  9. monacoger

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    Oooooooooooooft gas ripping the fenians apart like Torbett used to do to Alan Brazil´s arsehole <laugh> pmsl <party>
     
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  10. Tina.

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    I’ve seen ghosts. I see dead ppl too.
     
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  11. monacoger

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    **** up, Tuna, you big ****.
     
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    Ever since Tina was a little girl, someone or something has stalked her bedroom late at night. At first, this specter inexplicably terrified her. But when she became an adult, the ghost continued to visit her — and it became something of a familiar friend.

    "I used to have visits from strange spirits or whatever and actually have sex with them," Tina, who did not want to reveal her last name, went on "It was very pleasurable. It was almost like I was in a real relationship with a guy."

    Unbeknownst to Tina at the time, she was experiencing what paranormal investigators and parapsychologists have deemed "spectrophilia," a term that encompasses both the actual act of alleged paranormal intercourse with ghosts, spirits or invisible lovers and the fetish for paranormal intercourse. (It also, curiously, is used to describe sexual arousal derived from reflections in mirrors.) <whistle>
     
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  13. Gambol

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    Basically, me nippin into her bedroom wi a white sheet on.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    And a glory hole cut in the front.
     
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    Spot on m9 This is what gave it away......."It was almost like I was in a real relationship with a guy."

    <whistle>
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've ****ed to the ghost of Princess Diana, Queen of Hearts.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Fûck sake <laugh>
     
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    My Dad went to Wembley in 1963 to see Scotland stuff England and 'The Ghost' played at inside right for Scotland! Clearly there has been at least one ghost in the last sixty years.
     
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    You been looking in the mirror again?
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    I'm haunted after last night ⛄
     
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