Getting Thrown Around Wid Ye?

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4973106/Boulder-holder.html

Looks like she might have a nice pair of fun bags but has to be a naw for me.

 

The one in the first pic?

Her leg has been in a scraping or she has some form of eczema.

Two pints

 

Looks as if she has a hold of one of your gigantic testcles there Bib?

 

Cut down on the hashish pal it doesn`t suit you

 

It suits me fine.

 

Do you not mean Gambol? He's been restraining from all sexual activity for a week

 

First bird would get it baw deep.

0 Pints required.

 

The manky leg is a bit weird, but if you didn't look at it then you'd be fine.

 

5 days to go. This us far more difficult than I ever could have imagined.

 

I pity the poor woman who comes (sic) near you, she'll look like a painter's radio

 

It'll be the best 3 seconds of her life though.

 

My mate was coming back from New Zealand, and told us he stopped ****ing for a month before. Then as soon as the plane was in the air he made his way to the toilet. Lasted under a minute and said it was the weirdest and biggest load he'd ever produced. Went back to his seat smelling of it

 

I really don't think it's healthy for ye to abstain.

 

The first bird is very pretty.

You scotch certainly know how to enjoy yourselves.

 

Yep, usually with Scotch. Or any type of alcohol really.

 

On the rocks?

 

Anywhere to be honest.

 

Ah wid

 

wid

 

Quelle surprise.