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Getting GC back on track...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Nov 30, 2011.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...I think it would be a good idea to have a streamlined complaints procedure to help us all get along.

    So, if all the Geordies would kindly fill in this form...

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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2011
  2. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    To be honest Gambol, it's good that you're trying and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I think that form looks like a bit of a pisstake. It's a good idea in principle but this won't help us move forward.
     
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    Admiral Pure, Nov 30, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah well. I tried.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2011
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's good to see people taking practical steps to heal the rift. I, myself, have set up a 24 hour helpline for traumatised Geordies.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 30, 2011
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You mean we aren't meant to take this new General Chat forum seriously?

    I was so looking forward to all the exciting threads from users of other parts of not606. Get rid of the scum on GC they said. We'll all go flocking there they said. We'll create new, interesting and exciting threads they said.

    It's all rather disappointing.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 30, 2011
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Mick should have deleted the mopey teenage Geordie board, bunch of useless whiney ****s <ok>
     
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    Toby, Nov 30, 2011

  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I imagine they all look like this:

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    Erik, Nov 30, 2011
  8. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Guys, this isn't helpful.

    Perhaps we could have some sort of 'buddy scheme'. We all get paired up with a Geordie and we exchange pms, then you could go and post for a bit on their board, then he'd come and post on your team's board. It'd be the like the german/french exchange trips you had at school. Only more fun.
     
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    Admiral Pure, Nov 30, 2011
  9. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I volunteer for the job of traumatising Acid Hippo
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nov 30, 2011
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What a set of bitches
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 30, 2011
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Here, I'll lend you my ball-peen hammer. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2011
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I concur.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2011
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    And I've got a great big **** off drill you can borrow.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 30, 2011
  14. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Thanks but I want it to be a very long experience
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nov 30, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Trust me, drilling through finger and toenails is a long and painful experience. Or so I'm told..
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 30, 2011
  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    My printer's broke and I can't print my form...
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Nov 30, 2011
  17. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Somebody's been reading too much Christopher Brookmyre again <whistle>
     
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  18. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Yes but he's a very delicate person. I have to take extra precautions
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nov 30, 2011
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Condoms?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Which one was that? I've read a few of his.

    I think the drilling through the finger nails has been done in a few books and films.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 30, 2011
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