Get yer hats and scarves, 2 furra pound

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2013/09/11/uks-first-snowfall-of-winter-arrives/

Could be a long winter, the odds on one of our residents not making it are as follows:-

ER - 1/6
Dev - 2/7
ST - 10/11

Those are odds to DIE before March

 

Albatross on the Celtic board can mind the Real Madrid team of the 50's. He'll be lucky to get through this week never mind the winter.

 

Aside form Toby I sometimes think i'm the youngest poster oon the watford forum and i'm mid 40s

 

All the young ****s want to support Chelsea or Arsenal nowadays.

You're a dying breed Dan.

 

Don'y worry if I do snuff it I shall get in touch from beyond the grave, unless I'm cremated that is.

The ghost of ER will always be on hand.

 

My moneys on ER, surely the auld **** can't survive yet another cold winter.

By the law of averages I'll also wack a tenner on Gambol going from alcohol poisoning, shame really I quite like that **** but cash is king these days.

 

You'll be lucky to get dumped in the woods.

No one likes you.

 

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/06/18/southwest-airlines-tells-woman-cover-up-cleavage-or-dont-fly/

I was more taken with this to be honest.

Spoilsports.

 

I have a cast iron liver and three nephews lined up as donors just in case. I think I'll be fine.

 

Probably.

But at least I have procreated and I'm not a Fifer so I've done rather well compared to you sonny.

 

The stock picture they've used.

I can't decide whether they're freckly diddies or wrinkly...

 

I'll take my chances and proclaim Ah wid.

 

Even better odds

 

I like to think of you spending your days in retirement attending funerals of people you outlived and either you didn't like or they didn't like you saying "ha - who's laughing now mr dead". That's certainly my plan anyway.

 

You're a 48 year old soon to be divorced man who lives in Aberdeen, you're not an attractive outfit.

7/4 for Gambol.

His liver is regularly lubricated and kept warm.

 

Originally Posted by ERINBLACK
Probably.

But at least I have procreated and I'm not a Fifer so I've done rather well compared to you sonny.

You're a 48 year old soon to be divorced man who lives in Aberdeen, you're not an attractive outfit.

You only have my word for that and I'm not averse to telling porkies on here in case you hadn't noticed pea-brain.

 

Your odds have moved to 1/12.

 

Where you live you are essentially now middle aged.

There's more chance of you snuffing it before me peasant

All those pies and ***gots won't keep the cold at bay.

Muir's odds 1/25. Odds on favourite.

 

Just noticed his original post has odds of 1/6 and 2/7 and 10/11 for the market leaders - what a plank

 

Typical thicko Fifer, Dan.