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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Mar 3, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    "Newcastle are interested in signing 30-year-old former Liverpool defender John Arne Riise from Roma as a replacement for Jose Enrique, who could be on his way to Anfield."

    Full story: Daily Mirror

    Against the clubs ethos I suspect.

    Also:

    "Injury-plagued England midfielder Owen Hargreaves is set to leave Manchester United on a free transfer in the summer after the club decided against offering him a new contract."
    Full story: Goal.com

    No doubt soon to be linked to Newcastle to replace the outgoing Barton.


    Got to love the funny pages.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 3, 2011
  2. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I actually wouldn't be surprised if the first rumour comes true.
     
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  3. Tiggyrimana

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    possibility jose might leave but riise wont be his replacement
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 3, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

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    Riise?

    30 years old chap so goes against the entirety of the clubs new ethos for player recruitment. Arnold from Chelsea would be better if Jose swans off this summer but I don't see him going to Liverpool.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 3, 2011
  5. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    read the Riise one yesterday and he doesn't fit the new ashley remit but then again
     
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  6. Wein14

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    I used to love Riise, but he's past the post now. If we do get rid of Enrique we have to get young Paddy from Chelski.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    no blue Riise at this club please only sideshow bob hairstyles need apply!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 3, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    You never know , Ashley will be delighted to get 12m for him and will want to replace him with some cheap old LB. But no , probably not Riise :)
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I think someone is just taking the Piise.
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    The Hairbear Bunch footballers :)

    If only a player like Valderama was still playing. Hair, panache and a dodgy tash

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  11. Wein14

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    Surely the greatest of us all!

    This guy in goal:
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    Wein14, Mar 3, 2011
  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    yeah him in goal,colloncini and luiz at the back and Val in midfield we'd be head and shoulders above anyone else!
     
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    yeah him in goal,colloncini and luiz at the back and Val in midfield we'd be head and shoulders above anyone else!
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    Well hair and shoulders anyway!
     
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  14. Wein14

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    They could use some
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    Stick Felaini in CM aswell
     
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    Don Goodman up front.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Keegan and Fellaini in there too,they should gel well:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 3, 2011
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    Lord Pardew
    Rescue, my Lord of Pork pies, rescue, rescue!
    The king Jose enacts more wonders than a man,
    Daring an opposite to every danger:
    His contract is slain, and all on foot he fights,
    Seeking for Milan in the throat of death.
    Rescue, fair fat twat, or else the day is lost!

    Lord Ashley
    A Norse! a Norse! my kingdom for a Norse!

    Lord Pardew
    Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a Norse.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 3, 2011
  18. Beardsleymagic08

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    Isn't there room in there for Brian 'Killer' Kilcline
     
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    Beardsleymagic08, Mar 3, 2011
  19. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Waddles Mullet
     
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