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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, May 16, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22549710

    BP, along with Shell, have been instrumental in fixing the oil prices and now they are wanting help to bail them out for their stupidity and incompetence in the Gulf Of Mexico.

    I can see us the taxpayers ending up contributing to this as Cameron will be too scared to run the risk of losing BP's vast revenue created in this country.

    **** 'em I say.

    They've been fleecing us for years and now the shoe is on the other foot they are not happy.

    Aw diddums.

    I see MP's here are wanting jail sentences for those involved in the oil price fixing. I agree but it's a bit rich coming from these hypocrites that fiddles their expenses and avoid paying tax.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Crude,slick bastards the lot of them.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    They had the nerve to "rig" the prices.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    .<laugh>
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
    You give one to your neighbour

    COMMUNISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and gives you some milk

    FASCISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and sells you some milk

    NAZISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and shoots you

    BUREAUCRATISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
    throws the milk away

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy
    grows.
    You sell them and retire on the income

    ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
    your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
    for five cows.
    The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
    The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
    The public then buys your bull.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully their arseholes will soon be being drilled by Big Ron on "B" wing.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I have nothing to say about this. <whistle>
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    As usual it's the consumer who gets pumped and end up shelling out.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    You can be sure of Shell <ok>
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Those ****s have got us over a barrel.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The price fixing investigation is a nonsense and your article was written by Robert Peston who spouts whatever bullshit comes into his head. No market reaction to this "news".
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Prove it sonny?
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Aye, because BP's interests are solely based round the minimal platforms they operate in the North Sea.

    Fud
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    This latest scandal will certainly fuel the public's dislike for oil companies.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is that directed at me? Not sure what point you are attempting to make.
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The price fixing is based on European assets. Do you realise how small a percentage of their global operations are based in Europe?

    As I said, Fud
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Someone hasn't read the article linked in the OP.
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Nah, I'm just sitting in the office of one of the companies mentioned in the article. <doh>
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Article contains
    I say Peston is a bullshitter, the market doesn't think BP is in trouble.

    You go on about price fixing, the North Sea and how much of BPs business is in Europe.

    I hope you're just a cleaner.
     
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