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Get doen the gym you fat C**ts!!

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...aving-handouts-taken-away-local-councils.html

    So how does this work?

    Chubby scrounger waddles into job seeker center for weekly/monthly state hand out. Nigerian bloke at the counter says "You are a fatty, hop onto these scales" (looks up BMI chart on the wall and sees Gutlord is clinically obese) "I am stopping your benefits until you lose weight"

    Would the porker get free entry to the local gym or swimming pool because they are on benefits? How are they meant to afford the membership if their benefits have been cut? What happens if you got fat before you were on benefits?

    A pack of lean chicken, rice, vegetables & fruit would set the bloater back near on £10 but he could get a steak & kidney pie and chips for half of that. If you are on a low income can you afford to eat healthily?

    I've said for a while that the next ticking timebomb is going to be the Battle of the Bulge and the Chubsters will get the EU to declare them as disabled and that these sorts of schemes are against their human rights. Mark my words, fatties will be on the victim warpath quicker than they can down a kebab.

    In honour of this topic I have changed my Avatar to Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle. Reeses Pieces be with you.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Eat less = save money <ok>
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    We need SAS death squads to patrol the streets and shoot fat ****s on sight. Their "big bones" can make glue.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Kill all fatties.

    Sorry Pud.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Better kill me before I kill you by raping ye ya skinny auld bummer .

    ER waiting for his work's Xmas part invite.

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  6. Toby

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    First of all, no one has to eat chicken, and that's the most expensive thing in that list.

    I can cook about 5 meals for a tenner if I'm skint, there's no excuse to being a fat ****.

    Also, exercise is free, you don't have to go to a gym, gyms are for raging ****s <ok>
     
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  7. LEROY FER 10

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    Feed the fattest jobless to prison inmates<magic>
     
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  8. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Hitler was also a vegetarian

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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He wasn't.
     
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    next you will be denying the holocaust you heartless **** <grr>
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm not irish <ok>
     
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    <cheers> Toby is actually quite funny
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Junkies irk me more than fatties. You know the type, gaunt like a Belsen victim, grey skin. Also, on every benefit under the sun.

    Get behind the fatties - **** the junkies!!
     
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  15. LEROY FER 10

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    Leave Toby alone, he`s experimenting
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    At least you can catch the fatties if they're stealing - ****ed running after a junkie whippet.

    Toby's not a junkie, he's a fine looking young man.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Another fat **** outed.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    I can guarantee she'd get that whole footlong down her neck without gagging, dorty ho!
     
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