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Geordie Shore

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Anybody seen this? I saw this last night for the 1st time though I seen a few episodes of the yankee one. Really does not paint a good picture of the Geordies, but was actually quite amusing. Basically a bunch of pricks on holiday, livin, ridin and fightin with each other. The women all seem to be proud that they are slags and don't care telling anyone and everyone about it. The fellas are pretty much the same but that can be expected.
     
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  2. Mick

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    People who watch Geordie Shore are on the list of people to be purged when I become Lord Protector of Europe.

    Unfortunately my missus will therefore become one of the disappeared - no exceptions.
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Could just imagine their proud wee Geordie mammies watching as some slag says

    "She cock blocked us man. It's as if she's sewn my fanny up with thread. I just want fooked!"

    <laugh>
     
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  4. alwaysright

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    It's been 'moderated' from their tourist board video

    edit - I think that most areas in the UK have the same sort of places & people.
    Not sure if it's as bad as Peter Crouch ( freak ) claiming that inhabitants from my football teams town are "hillbillies"
     
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    I've never watched it as I disapprove of people ****ing dogs.
     
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  6. Medro

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    I'm sure most places in the UK have young folk that get on like that but would you really want to be doin that kinda **** on TV.
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

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    TV for the brain dead.
     
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  8. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    That just about sums up tv as a rule these days, hundreds of channels of utter dross and reality bollocks, i'd throw the ****ing tv in the pool, if we had a ****ing pool. <ok>

    And worst of all, they expect you to ****ing pay to watch such bullshite. <grr>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Women tend to be more sluttish these days in general. If my daughter acts like that, she's getting locked in the loft.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I very rarely watch TV these days. Like you said, loads of channels, loads of pish.

    Yet I'm still paying about £70 a month for sky.

    My mate got rid of his sky and uses his Xbox to use his brothers Sky Go account now. Gets nearly all the channels and pays **** all.
     
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  11. Go G YellowScreen

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    I know what you mean. We've got Freeview and by the time you take out all the ****ey soft porn, advertising and dating channels (the dating channels are ****ing desperate if somewhat amusing) there's about 20 channels of actual TV.

    Of those you'd be lucky to find enough decent quality programmes to fill two channels.

    I'm just glad I don't pay for any of it (the BBC can shove their licence).
     
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  12. Medro

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    Not complaining about sluts, just can't see how they have the brass neck to say and do the **** they do in front of a tv audience.
     
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  13. Go G YellowScreen

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    Oooh get him. Rape dungeon not good enough for you?
     
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  14. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    That **** Murdoch has a lot to answer to.
    I won't have anything that ****'s involved with in the hoose. <ok>
     
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  15. Go G YellowScreen

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    We have a lot in common you and I. Especially a love of anal gaping porn <ok>
     
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  16. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I must admit, i was a little slow in finding an interest in anal gaping porn, but with your help i'm slowly getting there.
    It's certainly better than the bawbag on bawbag stuff you used to send me.

    Wish you ****ers would stop changing ****in use names, getting right bloody confusing it is. <grr>
     
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  17. Mick

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    The single biggest pain for me has been the decline of the documentary channels. Deep sea fishermen, ****s who drive trucks on ice, people selling **** to pawn brokers - it's low brow reality tv for the vegetative masses. I demand more 'up yer own arsehole' BBC4 style documentaries for the enlightened snob <grr>
     
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  18. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    You've hit the nail on the head there Mick, the documentary channels used to be the one redeeming feature on Sky, now it's just the same auld ****e.
    I've always beena bit of a history nut, so where does catchng crabs on the Baring sea come into it?
     
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    Never watched it and never will.
     
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  20. Medro

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    Well said. Can't stand all that reality ****e they have on there now.

    Days that shook the world & Mafia Greatest Hits are probably the only things I watch on the documentary channels these days.
     
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