Bohemian Rhapsody, every word replaced with a footballers name. Queen lyrics on top, Teletext Alex’s football player lyrics on the bottom: Is this the real life? TWISS FISH MCGREAL CRUYFF Is this just fantasy? TWISS FISH BUSST MANN LUZHNY Caught in a landslide VOGTS RIMMER BRAND HYDE No escape from reality YEO JESS TAIT SONG MCGREAL GUTI Open your eyes BOPP PEN ALPAY Look up to the skies and see COOK JUPP PUGH KERR DAEI PRESSLEY I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy HAIM BUSST IPOUA ROY DAEI REID YEO GYNN MATHIE Because I’m easy come, easy go MEE GOSS HAIM GEE LEE BUNN GEE LEE YEO A little high, little low BA LYTTLE DAEIL LYTTLE YEO Anyway the wind blows DANI FAYE KERR BLIND KLOSE Doesn’t really matter to me COUSINS SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE To me PUGH GEE Mama, just killed a man PALMER BUSST FRIEL HAMANN Put a gun against his head POTTER BUNN MCCOIST TWISS FRED Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead GOULD CARRAGHER HOWE PREECE STEAD Mama, life had just begun PALMER CRUYFF STEAD BUSST GEE GUNN But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away BUTT HOWE HYDE JOHN SAND BROWN GRITT BALL ALPAY Mama, ooo LAMA PUGH Didn’t mean to make you cry GITTENS BREEN PUGH LAKE GREW FREI If I’m not back again this time tomorrow DIOUF HAIM WATT JACK, ***AN, TWISS, GRIMES PUGH MORROW Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters BARRY LONG BARRY LONG SMITH DUFF GYNN SEALEY MATHERS Too late, my time has come PUGH PATES TUGAY RANSOME Sends shivers down my spine BENT CHIVERS BROWN DAEI VINE Body’s aching all the time DODD REECE HAY KING BALL KERR VINE Goodbye everybody. I’ve got to go WOOD FREI D’AVRAY COTTEE HYDE GUTI LOWE Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth POTTER HEATH PUGH BALL LEE HEINZE CASE KERR HUTH Mama, ooo BRAMMER PUGH I don’t want to die DAEI BRUNT HUNT PUGH FREI I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all! DAEI BUNN GRIMES FISH HYDE WEBBER BREEN HORNE PLATT BALL I see a little silhouetto of a man FACEY BA LYTTLE SILVA ETO HUTH HAMANN Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? DIARRA BRUCE DIARRA BRUCE BRILL KANU HAMANN BRANCO Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me YOUNG KERR HOULT SAND BRIGHT KING VIEIRA VIERI FREI LING LEE Galileo, galileo BAILEY MAYO Galileo, galileo BAILEY MAYO Galileo figaro-magnifico BAILEY MAYO FIGO LAW HAGI ZICO But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me BUTT HAIM BASTOCK LAW ROY YEO MOODY GROVES LEE He’s just a poor boy from a poor family PREECE BASTOCK MOORE ROY SONG IPOUA MORALEE Spare him his life from this monstrosity CLARE GYNN TWISS CRUYFF SONG TWISS LONG ROSS GUTI Easy come easy go, will you let me go CISSE DUNNE CISSE YEO HILL PUGH BETT LEE YEO Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. Let him go TWISS MILLER YEO GEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO – BETT WYNNE YEO Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO – BETT WYNNE YEO Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let me go TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO – BETT LEE YEO Will not let you go. Let me go HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO – BETT GEE YEO Will not let you go. Let me go HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO – BETT GEE YEO No, no, no, no, no, no, no ROWE FLO CROWE YEO LOWE PYO DEFOE Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go BRAMMER FEAR BRAMMER FEAR BETT LEE CROWE Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me FRIEL LEBOUEF CASPER NEVILLE BUSST BA HYDE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM STONE LEE SAND GRITT GYNN LI TIE So you think you can love me and leave me to die? LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM LOVE LEE SAND GREAVES LEE TUGAY Oh baby, can’t do this to me, baby YEO DAVEY DURRANT PUGH TWISS PUGH LEE DAVEY Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here BUSST POTTER BETTS KUYT BUSST POTTER BETTS RIDEOUT KINNEAR Nothing really matters DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS Anyone can see BENNI MCCARTHY Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE Any way the wind blows… DANI GREY KERR BLIND KLOSE Quality.
