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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

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  1. Skylarker

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    Was it Aids?
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    I wondered how long it was going to be <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 18, 2018
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    Poor bloke had his intestine pierced by Daniel Sturridge. Terrible way to go.
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

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    How can you say that but I can't say a woman deserves a punch now and again?
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Apr 18, 2018
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    <laugh> ffs
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 18, 2018
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    When HIAG sees you've posted that he's gonna be on your back.





























    Trying to slip it in.
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 18, 2018
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  7. Hoddle is a god

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    I cannot believe what I’m reading!

    His next of kin have barely removed the studded dildos, anal eggs, and hamster cages, and you lot are ripping the piss!
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    It was a question bruv. Didn't say it was aids!
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 18, 2018
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    Genuine question, if gay blokes have kids are they made out of ****?
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Apr 18, 2018
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  10. Libby

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    Winter break from 19/20 in Jan/Feb.

    FA Cup moving 5th round to midweek no replay :(
     
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    Plus why does a Lesbian always have to have a masculine female in a couple? I thought they didn't fancy men, yet they want a woman acting like one.
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Apr 18, 2018
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    Dale Winton is one of the lucky ones then.
     
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  13. Hoddle is a god

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    We’ll have to entertain ourselves in the usual fashion, Libby.

    brb will have his hands full with all the bannings.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    Yeah mate fink so
     
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    Thought so..makes sense.

    Now can you explain to me why Lesbians come in 'Butch' size?
     
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  16. Rorschach

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    Lesbians never look like the ones in the films do they?
     
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    Rorschach, Apr 18, 2018
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    Exactly...but it makes sense if they are attracted to other feminine looking women...yet one of them always acts like the 'man' and more often than not looks like one, why the short hair? Why not long flowing locks?

    Gets me thinking
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Maybe so they're allowed to punch the **** out of each other?
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 18, 2018
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    How do you go from straight to Homo/Lesbian if it's something you are born with?
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Ask Skiddy mate. I wouldn't know that type of ****.
     
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