It's been said before, but at the risk of being mauled, I'll say it again, what's gone wrong with the forum? Why has it become so banal? Maybe we've reached a point were we know each other so much, that we've become bored and no longer try to get something decent started. Maybe it's time we closed down the GC and ****ed off to greener pastures. After all, there are plenty of more interesting forums on the site.
Now see, it can be done. Now who is this Prick Medro and why should he be unbanned? Is unbanned a ****in' word?
No. "unbanned" isn't a ****ing word. As an example, for your edification, "shagging" is a ****ing word.
As I'm up to my arm pits in watching my second replay of the Olympic Closing Ceremony, I've not had the chance to cast an eye over your previous offerings, a situation for which I'm most earnestly sorry. Please feel free to enlighten me on anything of note you've previously posted. Ta very much.