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GENERAL CHAT AWARS 2012 (borrowed from MUFC board)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    1)Best Poster
    2)Worst Poster
    3) Best WUM
    4)Worst WUM
    5)Most likely to whinge
    6)Red tinted spectacle award
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves
    8)Funniest poster
    9)Best thread
    10)Most out of order post

    So at the end of what has been a tremendously turbulent 12 months on General Chat, the time for awards is upon us again. Some people on here have spent so much time posting they deserve a bit of credit to brighten up their otherwise sad, lonely lives. General chat has had a tough year, almost closed down at one point after some particularly vile series of posts aimed at Newcastle fans became just to much to tolerate. Luckily that led to the closure of the old free for all and modding started to occur making it less despicable. However it is still a long way from where it should be, hopefully in 2013 Mick introduces further modding and cuts out the horrendous posting on here, reminiscient of the animals on the terraces of football itself who blight the game.

    Anyway, happy voting folks and happy new year. Here is to a liberal 2013
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    If I had a picture of a gaping anus to hand, now would be the time for its deployment :bandit:
     
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  3. gas

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    What about the biggest all round **** award?
     
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  4. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Whatever rocks your boat. Im not your mummy, you dont need to ask for my permission <doh> thanks though...
     
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  5. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    im going to bite - what the hell - im demob happ anyway...

    1)Best Poster - me but failing that im going to go with gambol - much like paralympians are honoured, a man with digits missing still posting should be met with grace and applause (9 fingered freak applause, but applause nonetheless)
    2)Worst Poster - tricky but i'm going to go left field here and say the fud that came over from ja606. superhooper is a close 2nd
    3) Best WUM - possibly barrie edgtie
    4)Worst WUM - medro - the tedium just chafes
    5)Most likely to whinge - medro about catholics
    6)Red tinted spectacle award - medro about rangers
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves - medro about being a taig
    8)Funniest poster - bib or md
    9)Best thread - the classic e petition thread for mcmurdo - we changed history people!!
    10)Most out of order post - this one
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    1)Best Poster queef
    2)Worst Poster gambol
    3) Best WUM queef
    4)Worst WUM medro/ER
    5)Most likely to whinge ER
    6)Red tinted spectacle award blue tint, all huns really extreme cases of this
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves
    8)Funniest poster bib or md
    9)Best thread most of mine are excellent failin that the tulisa one
    10)Most out of order post posts about personal details etc,as venom wud say its cowardly
     
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    1)Best Poster Pud / Gambol
    2)Worst Poster Whole lot of Holt
    3) Best WUM TClovely geezer
    4)Worst WUM Mind the Step
    5)Most likely to whinge Harry Hood
    6)Red tinted spectacle award All Engalnd fans who say that we're going to win a tournament.
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves Medro
    8)Funniest poster Monaco / Trevor
    9)Best thread Medro's beel thread after Celtic got beat by Barcelona - some comedy gold on that but not in the way Medders had hoped.
    10)Most out of order post anything about mail grooming or clothing
     
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  8. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Mann, I knew you lot were unoriginal and had teeny tiny brains but at least make some effort. Just naming who you think is best without giving a reasn is boring.

    Am I the only one with a 3 digit IQ number. jeez
     
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  9. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    take it easy petal
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    1)Best Poster Andreij Dubrov
    2)Worst Poster Whole lot of Holt
    3) Best WUM Lynn C Doyle
    4)Worst WUM MaltaMike
    5)Most likely to whinge Medro
    6)Red tinted spectacle award Medro
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves Trypsin -1
    8)Funniest poster ...
    9)Best thread Anything but this one
    10)Most out of order post &#8203;...
     
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    Most likely to whinge - whole lot of holt
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    1)Best Poster: Dan as he's a Watford fan
    2)Worst Poster: Any of the Irish posters, Kirung is the most tedious of them all though
    3) Best WUM: Edge
    4)Worst WUM: TC Geezer
    5)Most likely to whinge: Medro
    6)Red tinted spectacle award: Gambol for thinking he's ever going to get laid thanks to this forum
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves: Medro
    8)Funniest poster: Bib or ST
    9)Best thread: Dunno, there's been way too many **** ones to remember the good ones
    10)Most out of order post: Any post that doesn't contain porn/people cutting their genitals off

    <ok>
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Special awards go to Hash, MD and Tina for keeping chatbox alive.

    Also, the OP is a ******ed queerhawk <ok>
     
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  14. Null

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    1)Best Poster: Athena one with burd scratchin her arse
    2)Worst Poster: A ****ey Jimi Hendrix one I bought when I was 14 from a market stall
    3) Best WUM: Superhoops
    4)Worst WUM: TC or Adambananan
    5)Most likely to whinge: Me
    6)Red tinted spectacle award Have to agree with Toby, Gambol for his never ending pursuit of burds on this forum ... Hullo Doll!
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves: Medro
    8)Funniest poster: Hash, Monacogerard (cause he's a drunken ****) ur Bib for being the biggest perv on here - constant horn
    9)Best thread: Tulisia suckin cock for crashing site
    10)Most out of order post: Nothing ...
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I at least owe you a pint, that is twice now you have mentioned me. Admittedly, you are the only person who has mentioned me, but it's a ****ing start mate!
     
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  16. User Deleted

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    lucky bastard.
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    Woo hoo, a nomination <party>

    What's a wum?
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ya ****ing dancer, another mention!
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <hug> I didnt mention you because then you'd have more mentions than me ... 2 a piece I believe <ok> fancy a bottle of Schooner outside a closed down Comet tonight around 7 to celebrate ???
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    1)Best Poster/ Edge
    2)Worst Poster/ Jobby
    3) Best WUM/ Dev
    4)Worst WUM/ Fatty Pudster
    5)Most likely to whinge/ Jobby
    6)Red tinted spectacle award/ Nae idea
    7)Person most likely to contradict themselves/ I cant vote for me so probably STD
    8)Funniest poster/ Dan Starkey
    9)Best thread/ Nae idea
    10)Most out of order post/ Nae idea
     
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