SINGER, songwriter and political activist Bob Geldof has today revealed his extraodinary plans for Premiership new boys Norwich City. In an unprecedented appeal he will be gathering some of the biggest names in show business to release a charity single for The Canaries. In a statement released on his official website he has called for "unity and co-operation" in what will be "one of the greatest challenges of [his] career". please log in to view this image Geldof had been prompted into action after visiting the Football Club and seeing the state of the young men who are forced to perform for the amusement of thousands. "You should see the state of these men" he said, "I've never seen anything like it, they're so ****ing hungry man." The announcement that a new wave of hungry men are due to arrive and perform under the dictatorship of Paul Lambert has caused outcry from human rights groups, with The Government of Kyrgyzstan set to lobby The United Nations later this week in an attempt to bring international attention to the hunger at Norwich City. Artists already signed up to perform on Geldof's charity single include Leona Lewis, boyband JLS and Irish comedy star Royston Keane.
