I am clearly the Dong Overlord in these parts Anyone that wishes to wrestle this title off me can't vote in a poll. I didn't get to be Dong Overlord via democracy. Any prospective Dong Overlord can meet me in the Cowcaddens NCP for a Dong Sabre fight.
It's cool - I'll cut a Donghole in my spunksuit and we can joust away unhindered please log in to view this image
Lots of men. As many as possible. I HAVE THE DOOOOONGGGGERRRR please log in to view this image Come along chaps. Remember, it's only gay if you enjoy it