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  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Who would you say has the best credentials to be GC's Father Christmas?
    I would not want to see Huth -I think he'd scare off most kids - and traumatise the others - but wouldn't mind sitting on Jen's knee <nearlysaidlap>
     
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    alwaysright, Dec 1, 2011
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Huth's most likely to have the required list of names and adresses of all the naughty boys and girls, so gotta be him. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 1, 2011
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    Has to be someone who is kind, sensitive, polite, has a sense of fun and has no prejudices - I vote for ER
     
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  4. gas

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    It needs to be a fat **** with a full beard?
     
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    gas, Dec 1, 2011
  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm the right build but I don't have a bushy white beard.
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 1, 2011
  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    My beard is white & allmost fully grown, my beer belly is as fat as tina's trailing labilia.

    I want to be the not606 santa.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 1, 2011
  7. CheeseandBiscuits

    CheeseandBiscuits New Member

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    Has to be old, cuddly Gambol.
     
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    CheeseandBiscuits, Dec 1, 2011
  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Why would you let it be known on here that you're a fat ****? Thats just asking for trouble
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 1, 2011
  9. gas

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    You could always get a strap on <ok>
     
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    gas, Dec 1, 2011
  10. CheeseandBiscuits

    CheeseandBiscuits New Member

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    Gay bear!
     
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    CheeseandBiscuits, Dec 1, 2011

  11. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm tall so I carry it well <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 1, 2011
  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    You could be the anti Santa ( see Gambol's post) - but I'm not sure if any kid would have been so bad as to have you inflicted on them.
     
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    alwaysright, Dec 1, 2011
  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He's already admitted fancying men. Being fat is the least of his worries.

    I vote Huth or ER.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 1, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ho Ho Ho, **** - got the patter an everythin
     
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    Gambol, Dec 1, 2011
  15. gas

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    Too late Sam, you are now a big gay fat **** <laugh>
     
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    gas, Dec 1, 2011
  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    It can't be Holt. He'll hit on any girl then end up raping them.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 1, 2011
  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Well he better hope the heart disease gets him before the AIDS does
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 1, 2011
  18. CheeseandBiscuits

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    You're quite the wordsmith gas <laugh>
     
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    CheeseandBiscuits, Dec 1, 2011
  19. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Well if they did sit on my lap, at least they would be able to sit upright.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 1, 2011
  20. gas

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    It could be Tina, she must have a big bag of toys<ok>


    <bzzzzzzzzzzzz>
     
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