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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...so I'm sticking it here.

    I just read the expected Croatia team <yikes>

    This is a proper good international side we're playing tonight and, rumour is, Strachan is going to go with Griffiths up front, Maloney behind him and Naismith and Snodgrass wide - actually a fairly attacking line up with plenty of promise if you ask me.

    I'm normally not expecting much when Scotland play away in qualifiers (with good cause and ****loads of historical data to back it up) but I'm bizarrely a little hopeful tonight.

    If the four players I mentioned can all link up on the break, I reckon we could shock them - or at least have them ****ting themselves for part of the game.

    Of course, Naismith and Griffiths could conceivably fall out, Maloney disappear from the game after one stiff challenge and we get an Amsterdam-style arse-pillaging.

    I'm hopeful. Gonna stick my neck out and say we might grab a point/sneak a win and everyone will get unduly excited about Griffiths playing for Scotland before he inevitably lets us all down spectacularly during the Euros qualifying.

    Mon the Scots.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    6 ****ing nil!




    To Croatia.
     
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    Your optimism both surprises and confuses me.

    Hanley and Webster @ CB! <yikes>

    I foresee a pumping with a consolation goal chucked in when Croatia stop trying.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    By ra way, Croatia have a smaller population than us (4m) yet are ranked number 4 in the world.

    We're ranked 74.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I only just noticed the GC thread <doh>

    Scotland only ever ****ing do it when no-one expects anything off us.

    Away to the Faroes? Getting pumped.

    Macedonia at home? Forget it.

    World Champs France in Paris? beat them.

    We're expected to take a bum-tearing so I'm lumping on a shocker.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    That means there's about 2 million Croatian birds <ok>

    <cheers>
     
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    its a rather diminutive forward line they will be battered and struggle to hold the ball.
     
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    That's where I reckon we'll get some joy on the break - nippy one-twos and in behind them.

    Strachan knows himself - there's little point in trying to get a Scotland team to count on scoring from a set piece or a corner against a big team of Croats.
     
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    This is now a thread about big Croatian birds <ok>

    Pud, please change the title.

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    For the love of ****, man.

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    Why aren't I in Zagreb <wah>

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    Come on tae Christ <yikes>

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    The boys that are over there better get that whole nation pumped.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'd steal her.

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    Sweet Jesus

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    That's how you get a pint before a game of football, man <ok>

    I definitely live in the wrong country.
     
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    This thread went from depressing to Friday perv fest. <ok>
     
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    In Croatia, this woman is the coach of a Fifth Division Side

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    Out of 2,000,000 birds, they must have like 28 munters or something.
     
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