just thought I would post this picture a mate sent me, got a chuckle out of it and I'm sure Tel will agree with it too.
Went to the doctors yesterday and he asked me to give a sperm sample, to check my fertility levels. Off I went, home with my beaker and I said I'd be back the next day with a bucketfull for the doc. I tried with my left hand, nothing, then I tried with my right hand, nothing, then I got some lotion and tried with both hands, nothing. I put some gloves on, and tried a tighter grip, nothing. So I shouted my wife, who tried with her hand, nothing. She tried with her mouth, nothing. She even put it between her arse cheeks... nothing. I shouted my mate Dave over from across the road and after a quick explanation he gave it a go, one hand, two hands, nothing... then his wife had a go with her hands, mouth, nothing. I then had all of my wife, Dave, his wife, Dave's kids, all having a go at it, nothing... So I went back to the doctors, with an empty beaker... "Doc, I've tried everything mate, believe me, but I can't get the ****ing lid off this beaker".
Back in the 70's SAFC had an evening game at, I think, Leyton Orient. Bus got stuck in unusually bad traffic in/around the Dartford tunnel. The team got changed on the bus in order to make ko on time. The league fined SAFC. One rule for.................
