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Gary Hutchinson

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Teessidemackem, Aug 17, 2015.

  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    So our commercial Director is a Mag apparently. There's pics of him circulating round the internet at SJP

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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Of no importance whatsoever who he supports. You don't write who your support on your CV and the best person gets the job. I imagine there will be others who work for us and support them and vice versa.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Dunno mate, I've seen a few on my desk over the years who seem to think 'Watching United/City' is a relevant skill.

    I also read one, last week, that had the word 'Banter' in his CV 8 (EIGHT) times.
     
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  4. Jack TheLad

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    I very much doubt he has anything to do with on field matters and transfers.

    Commercial Director sound like marketing and all that bollocks.
     
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  5. Rick O'Shea

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    He could be in the KKK for all I care. So long as he does it in private.

    He works in football so shouldn't be quite so thick, or naive.
     
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  6. Disco down under

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    Hahahaha! What was the job?
     
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  7. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    I remember Tash saying he got rejected at an interview with the NHS for saying he 'bleeds black and white'. Haha.
     
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  8. Rick O'Shea

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    He was applying for the vacancy of 'Archbishop of Banterbury'.
     
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  9. flandersmackem

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    Newcastle had a commercial director called Graham McDonald a few years ago..he was red and white through and through...he worked at Sunderland as well
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    We were recruiting for a couple of junior buyers, so we don't necessarily need mountains of experience, just a witty, confident persona, so you can sort of tell where it come from but still, have a word pal.
     
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    <laugh>

    I'll send my CV through... I've only got banter in it twice! <doh>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    It's amazing mate, what some people put in CV's.

    There was one lad, Indian who wrote (because a driving license is a condition of employment) "I can drive, I love to drive, but I'm driven if you catch my drift".

    Yes mate, I catch your drift, it was hardly ****ing cryptic.
     
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  13. Jack TheLad

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    CV's that list generic literacy skills as a personal quality are good ones - especially when the CV is riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.

    I saw one when I used to work in hospitality that said they could make good cups of tea/coffee (16 year old's need to beef their CV out with something, don't they?). Needless to say they got a job.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    <laugh>

    "Proficient in Microsoft Word", the most common words in all of CV history.

    I remember somebody telling me they had advanced Excel skills on their CV and I asked them, during interview to do a simple pivot of some data, they looked at me as if I asked them to assemble The Large Hadron Collider.
     
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  15. Jack TheLad

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    The Microsoft Word one is a good'n because of the built in spelling & grammar checker - they clearly ignore those red and green lines highlighting that they are obviously not proficient in MW.
     
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    I thort that the red and the grean were just decorashun so I leav them in their becoz they look pritty
     
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  17. Nostalgic

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    Speaking of spell checker, I occasionally read student dissertations and it is none the wonder that American English is taking over. Mature students just go ahead and change spelling regardless of the traditional spelling.
     
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    <laugh> It scares me how my brother can't find work if this is his competition!
     
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    As of yesterday I am officially a word expert and a Microsoft office specialist 2010 master! Cents and All sorts. But I'm also proficient in Ms word!
     
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