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Gambol's Guide To Good Health...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Nov 26, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...the humble aspirin can stop secondary cancer.

    It prevents cancer cells latching onto platelets in the blood and being carried off to infect another part of the body.

    We already know it is good for avoiding/controlling heart problems too.

    But, before ye start popping an aspirin every day to enjoy these benefits you must get checked out by yer doctor...

    Your blood pressure must be under control otherwise popping aspirin every day may leave you more susceptible to strokes.

    You also must have a test to make sure you don't have the viral bacteria in your stomach that causes ulcers. If you do, a course of antibiotics must be taken to clear that up before you start regularly taking aspirin.

    Stay healthy people. <ok>
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Aspirin is for *****poofs <ok>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ER's patter
     
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    MD should do a guide to good health thread, it'd be much more amusing :D
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Edge's buttplug
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    It's a bit late to give health tips when you're deid <grr>
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What's your views on king rib suppers Dr Gambol ?
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It should be highlighted that Gambol is not a qualified gynaecologist, just an enthusiastic amateur.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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