Gambol makes the National papers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-horrific-motorbike-smash-replaced--TOES.html

 

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Come on Gambol, get the finger oot and tell him where to go.

 

According to that atricle I'm a father

If anybody comes looking for me ye's hivny seen me.

 

you not got kids then Fingers?

 

At least he's not like you and actually collects kid's fingers.

 

Nah, the ex missus didny want kids. Regrettably, I accepted that decision.

 

No harm in practising though. Eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink, if you what I mean squire? You're a man of the world, you've...you know, been with a lady?

 

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I know I come across as confident, handsome, charming, and witty when online, but in real life I'm frightened of wimmin

 

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It's never too late, Gambol.

Unless you're a jaffa that is.

 

The only reason we are here is to procreate.

Everything else is irrelevant.

 

Well, obviouslyGambol the article is not about you - on your own admission you are too emotionally insecure around women. If you were the subject of this surgery you wouldn't know when to finger, fist or kick her **** in.

 

Thanks for the offer

 

I find that, when in doubt, all 3 works best

 

How did you lose your finger and which one?

 

Industrial accident. Left index.

In a spooky historical twist my Dad lost his right index finger when he was young. Family curse. I think it was because my da shagged and dumped a pikey.

 

He's too young and cool to be Gambol