To the tune of Two Become One (Spice Girls) -------------- Can you score some goals forever, We've dreamed of Wembley together, Say you believe it, say you believe it Dani Osvaldo was a danger, We hope you're nothing like Nile Ranger, We can achieve it, we can achieve it You've got a name that sounds like Barry Manilow, Manolo But tonight is the night, When you score a goal! We need some luck like we've never needed luck before (Manolo Gabbiadini) We have a little luck, now you're gonna score (Manolo Gabbiadini) You're from Napoli, it's the only way to be...
Sadly Saints fans can't remember anything longer than 2 lines. How about a play on Barry Manilow song: His name's Manolo, he is a striker. Yep, that's all I've got.
To the tune of Mandy Oh Gabbi, well you came to help us to start scoring And we need goals today, Oh Gabbi
I fear it will be: Gabbiadini red and white, red and white, red and white Gabbiadini red and white, He hates Pompey
To Cliff Richard's Carrie " Barry's not in Naples anymore. He's come to St Mary's stadium to score"..
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Mahno Mahno Do doo be-do-do Mahno Mahno Do do-do do Mahno Mahno Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Considering the way things are going I expect 90 minutes of respectful silence on Saturday. Season RIP.