Get your friends by sending them free samples through the post. Google 'free samples uk' and start sending I've sent a few mates samples of dry nites, training bras, hedgehog awareness kits and fanny pads One of their birds opened his parcel and found the training bra She started to think he was a *****
Me and my mates used to order porn catalogues out of the back of the Sunday sport and porn mags, the weirder and sicker the better. To this day my family still think I'm a pervert with a spanking fetish
I'm surprised Stereo's not done you for 'smiley abuse' though. But then again,he's an hypocrite! When we were younger we used to take porno's out of one of our mates' when he wasn't looking. We then used to post them back through his letterbox before he got home from school the next day with a note 'thanking' him for loaning them. His mum used to go berserk and his dad even more so as they were out of what was supposed to be his 'secret' stash!
You've copied and pasted that ya gormless ****. Ya made that obvious the other day when ya commented on a thread I started. Crettin'.
Put some **** under a car door handle put pins in it when the person goes to open the door theyll prick their finger, The first thing anyone does when you prick your finger is suck it Harsh but funny
Me & one of mates are reknown for getting people with some good pranks. A friend has an odd hatred for Dolphins, we found a sponsor a dolphin website and got his credit card details and sent him a letter saying that he had agreed to sign up to sponsor a dolphin called "Spade" for $25 a month. All the contact info was real as was the Dolphin name so he could check it out online. We got the tackiest, cheapest dolphin **** off ebay and kept sending it his house. he wasn't too happy as he had no idea it was us. Were over in Glasgow for a mates stag before and we had stayed in the Ibis hotel in about 8 rooms. Everyone paid for their rooms the next day apart fom 1 mate who seemed to dodge it. The rooms were a bit of a mess and so we paid up and cleared out. All the way home my mate was rubbing it in about getting his room for free etc. So a few days later we sent him out a letter "from the hotel" saying that because of his failure to pay and the state of the other rooms he was being charged an extra nights stay for all 8 rooms plus the room he didn't pay for. Told him that the matter had to be resolved within 3 days or the matter would be passed on to the police. We finished the letter off Mr Philip Meale and put the phone number for a KFC in Belfast. When he phoned up he got through to a foreign fella and said he stood there speaking to this chump for 10 mins with both him trying to speak with some fictious hotel manager and the KFC employee trying to order him a meal.
Putting the obituaries of people that are still alive in the local newspaper is always good for a laugh.
Gay calling cards - using their details/phoen number - in phoneboxes ... Always good way to wind up a mate!
