Been done before i know but im bored. Anyway I was in the away pub at Aston Villa having a good old sing song when a group of old boys who just happened to be deaf (honestly no joke) sitting round a table were trying to get my attention. When I finally asked what was wrong they kept on pointing at my pint of beer which was on their table.I noticed a little bit of beer had been spilte so i just said "dont worry about it lads". One of the chaps kept on at me by pulling my coat and pointing again at the pint."look mate" I said,"its just a drop of lager please dont worry about it" With this they shrugged their shoulders and gave in. Imagine their joy when i took my next swig and a huge jet of lager went spurting from the bottom of the PLASTIC pint glass all over my mate.They were pissing themselves,along with everyone else in the pub. Needless to say i felt a right pratt.
Anyone remember the Willhire Cup ? This was a pre-season tournament for East Anglian Clubs in the seventies. We played Cambridge United away and I kid you not we took thousands, completely filled one End and half of one side of the ground. Now as I say, this was the seventies and I'm ashamed to say that Norwich fans caused a fair bit of aggro that day outside of the ground and on the trains. Anyway, next up was Col Who away and myself and a couple of mates decided to go even though it was midweek. We got off the train and there was about two dozen Old Bill and police dogs too, there was only three of us Story doesn't finish there, We got to Layer Road and we were surrounded by squaddies inside the ground. It was obvious they wanted a ruck so we left early along with a few other City fans who had made their own way there. As we passed a pub on the way back to the train station some bright spark decided to lob a brick through the pub window, more squaddies poured out onto the street and we had to leg it PDQ. I remember a beer jug brushing my ear and smashing on the ground as we were chased along the street. We made it back to the train station where coppers were waiting and suffice to say we avoided having our heads kicked in !! Happy days
