Choose 5-1, choose Scott sellars in the rain, choose emre from 30 yards, choose beardo on new years day, choose 4-1 but we bossed the first half, choose shearer's last goal, choose 19 & 15 points, choose Dabizas at the SOS, choose Bellamy after 90seconds, choose shearer through the wall, choose nobby from spot, choose a Nolan hat trick, choose Shola the mackemslayer, choose any o'brien, choose Ryan Taylor over the wall. Choose NUFC!!! SMB Choose cheesy chips & panda pop, choose no airport, choose your tourist attraction being a centre for glass, choose the ripper hoaxer, choose 2 home derby wins in 32 years, choose less games & goals in Europe than Shola, choose being relegated with record low points.....TWICE, choose SMB, choose 5under1and, not me I Chose the geordies, Choose Newcastle United
Choose pink seats, choose wearside jack, choose a Geordie manager, choose Pennywell, choose a monkey heed, choose more relegations than wins over your neighbours Newcastle, choose less trophies than Newcastle, choose no Europe, choose to have no ambition but to beat Newcastle United, choose a big swimming pool, choose to copy your rivals songs, choose to copy their bridge, choose record lowest points, choose the stadium of ****e, choose no significant famous fans, choose obsession, choose forever being in your rivals shadow, choose Sunderland.
There are many things that I could think of to call you..However, chosen one would not be one of them..
Right you are. Pubs open at 6 and the bus doesn't leave for home till 6, so I'd better leave me keyboard alone...