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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    On the topic of AIDS epidemic in Africa

    Who the hell needs instructions?

    Webel obviously.

    <laugh>
     
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    Medro, Sep 30, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're an obsessive freak. And you're clearly too stupid to understand what he means.

    Prick.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 30, 2011
  3. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    So you give someone a condom, what do they do with it?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 30, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

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    Something about Neil Lennon...
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 30, 2011
  5. Mind The Duck

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    Medro saying his grandkids will be playing tennis on the moon before mcguinness would rule all Ireland

    Stereo pleading with him to wear a condom

    <laugh>
     
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    Mind The Duck, Sep 30, 2011
  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Are you seriously asking me on a forum how you put on a condon?

    <laugh>
     
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    Medro, Sep 30, 2011

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Blow it up so it looks like a balloon <ok>

    Seriously though, just stick it on your cock. No one showed me how to do it, I just practiced a couple of time with posh ****s.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 30, 2011
  8. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Yes. Tell me as though i were a sub saharan african teen.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 30, 2011
  9. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    it wouldn't stay on your cock
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 30, 2011
  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Why don't you tell us the easier method of teaching them about abstinence.

    What a clown.
     
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    Medro, Sep 30, 2011
  11. Grizzly

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    'I just practiced a couple of time with posh ****s.'
    :biggrin:
    <applause>
     
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    Grizzly, Sep 30, 2011
  12. Mind The Duck

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    Don't have sex until you are married

    See that was easy
     
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  13. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    ok.

    don't have sex till you get married.

    Over to you ****o
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 30, 2011
  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    BOOM!

    Problem solved. <doh>
     
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    Medro, Sep 30, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

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    Medro, you are thick as ****, you really are.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 30, 2011
  16. -jordan-

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    Take it out of the foil, Place it on top of your roger making sure the rimmed bit is on the outside and roll the ****er down

    Hardly rocket science..or are they that stupid they put it on their feet?
     
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    -jordan-, Sep 30, 2011
  17. Medro

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    I'm not the one asking for instructions on how to put on a rubber!
     
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    Medro, Sep 30, 2011
  18. Mind The Duck

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    Damn, they won't listen too us

    But they will if I say use condoms

    Why?

    Medro thinks they are stupid and can't think for themselves

    Isn't that a bit racist

    Yes Benedict, JC says good job by the way

    Cheers Gabe
     
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    Mind The Duck, Sep 30, 2011
  19. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    so by your instructions I now have a condom rolled down my unerect penis
    How does that help the spread of STD's?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 30, 2011
  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That is funny and true
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 30, 2011
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