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funniest thing heard at football

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  1. queenslandrangers

    queenslandrangers Well-Known Member

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    After listening to the open all R's pod cast this week what was the funniest thing you have heard shouted from the crowd at a game.

    i liked the comment about the player being like the guys wife and not exciting him any more.

    i cant remember anything off the top of my head. i just remember as a kid hearing so many people swearing at opposition players and thinking it amazing
     
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  2. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    Strawberry blonde, you're avin a laugh - at John kitson and every other red head we've ever played against.
     
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    TheBigDipper Well-Known Member

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    Same here... One that sticks in my mind was a game against Newcastle. I was standing behind the goal at The Loft as Newcastle were about to take a corner. Malcolm Macdonald was jostling around the 6 yard area and getting comments about his bandy legs. Then another voice sounded out "Oy, Macdonald, how's your wife and my three kids?"

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    Before MK Dons "That Mark Hughes is a good manager!"
     
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Last year at QPR Arse the ref booked the wrong arsenal player and some local fan said "we'll you'd have thought the touch judge would have put him right"
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea v QPR in 1982, Micky Droy had been laid out and the trainer looked like he was adjusting his neck, some wag behind us said "He'll be ok when they replace the bolt!"...
     
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    Belfasthoop Well-Known Member

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    This was on LFW too- very funny. My fav was the other Rangers fans to Andy Goram after he was (not surprisingly) diagnosed with mild Schizophrenia. "Two Andy Gorams.....there's only two Andy Gorams":biggrin:
     
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  8. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Not from the stands but on MOTD.

    Alan Hansen, with broad Scots accent: "The keeper has a real problem with crossed balls".

    Ouch!
     
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  9. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    More on topic, QPR wag from Upper Loft to Stevie Palmer against Man City in that cup game years ago.

    "Use your pace, Stevie".
     
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    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    Can't remember where I first heard it, but I use it a lot myself now '(insert name)'s pace is deceptive, he's slower than he looks'!!!
     
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  11. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member
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    Was it Ashley Cole just after cheating on Cheryl, Chelsea playing at Pompey when the MOTD commentator said "He's receiving a lot of stick from the fans, but you have to expect that when you're playing away from home"?

    As far as comments from the stands go, Chris Sutton when he played for Chelsea scored against us in the FA Cup. Now all game we'd been telling him he was a waste of money, and he seemed to think scoring against a D3 team justified his price tag so he thought he'd celebrate in front of us and instead of shutting us up all he got was a "never play for England again" chant (to the "we'll never play you again" tune which it can be fitted to, not the usual "never play for England"). There's that and a game involving Beagrie, but there's about an hours worth of exchange building to him losing the plot so I'm not going into that now.

    Also when I was at school one of the lads we went with came out with a couple of pearlers. We used to stand right behind the goal, Wrexham scored at that end and then a couple of minutes later he decided in all seriousness to ask quite loudly why the scoreboard said 1-0. We also had a preseason game where the entire side was changed at half time and we had loads of trialists playing. Talking about them when we got on to one of the centrebacks he said he'd been impressed in the first half but that he hadn't really done anything in the second/
     
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