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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by In_Niall_We_Trust, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. In_Niall_We_Trust

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    Buy as much as you want by all means! The money goes to the Newcastle United Foundation charity so I'm sure anything would be gratefully received!
     
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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I disagree with the article about the sportsdirect name not catching on...It was very popular in these parts...<laugh>
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons Active Member

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    God im getting some funny looks int he library, absolutely hilarious
     
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    Fat Lunatic Tits is my favourite. Bravo.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    100's of people laughing at the C word is relatively childish. "Look we have taken a 15 letter anagram and found a 5 letter word", says more about that lot doing it than anything else. It's like writing 5318008 into a calculator...that level of humour, yet far more time consuming.

    What amuses me though is that Newcastle's owner has them, no matter which way you look at it, in a healthy, stable position. Sunderland can't say the same being a company which is losing money hand over foot, and by no means certain of avoiding relegation. Whilst I understand the banter, I can't help but think it's going to come back and bite you lot right in the arse, just like it briefly did to Liverpool last year when they were on the brink of going into liquidation. Owners only care so much until it starts hurting their pocket, then what's Quinny going to do when he has to find new investors - an oil-rich Sheikh? Get real.
     
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    Loved this;;

    So the thick twats have bid £550 for one 'N' when the other 'N' is going for just £165?
     
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    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    The irony in this shower of ****e response is incredible.

    Just where the craas would be if agent ashley hadn't bailed them out season after season, despite being cast as the devil incarnate week after week is not hard to work out really, is it?

    That he absorbed your £150m debt into his company doesn't mean the debt has disappeared yet plum. That's why ashley wants £350m+ for the sale of it and why he is systematically asset stripping year on year. That debt is only covered as long as he stays in charge.

    Good luck on that one chum long term and before you say look at the league table, let's have another look at it in 5 or 6 weeks time eh? There's a **** load of football to be played yet before May 2012 and the relegation places might include yourselves yet.

    Remember Blackpool last year?
     
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    I'd like to think our squad is a little bit better than Blackpool's! <yikes>
     
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    I doubt it, he supports Man Utd <laugh>
     
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    What's Quinny got to do with it? He's an employee, skippy. Ellis Short is chairman and owner, and a billionaire to boot.


    Thick ****.
     
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    If i had the funds to buy the whole sign i would have then burned it on Seaham Beach while all the Mackems dance around it and videoed the whole thing for the NUFC facebook page :)
     
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  13. In_Niall_We_Trust

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    **** off you C U N T!

    I found the C word funny then :)
     
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