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  1. hbk4894

    hbk4894 Active Member

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    got told i had world cup ears.
     
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    hbk4894, Aug 25, 2015
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  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    often told that i look like tony from hollyoaks by a guy i used to kick sh.it out of up lenzie youth club lmao
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Aug 25, 2015
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    that i was a fat ugly bastard
     
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    Got told this morning i was an utter prick and a ****ebag.:angry:
     
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    That i'm well hung. None of the woman who I've slept with agrees.
     
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    mrs monacoger, Aug 25, 2015
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Told by one of my mates that I was the only person he knew who thought being called "Opinionated" was a compliment.
     
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  7. mrs monacoger

    mrs monacoger Active Member

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    Yer opinionated but you cannae spell, ya illiterate ****.
     
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    mrs monacoger, Aug 25, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Someone once said I was a very nice fella. Needless to say, I kicked the ****e out of her for it.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 25, 2015
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    That I was a **** ...

    Funny cause it's true.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I can spell, I just never spellchecked on this occasion.
     
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    Often been told that I am very laid back.

    Outwardly yes it appears to be the case.

    Inwardly I am an anxiety ridden, manic depressive and was told recently by a psychiatrist that I was verging on bi-polar.

    Looks can be deceiving.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Aug 25, 2015
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Man after my own brain ^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 25, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I was once told I have a terrible temper. Lol

    Me? No way. Laid back guy. Never start fights
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 25, 2015
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I get told what a lovely guy I am all the time.

    ...until they get to know me.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2015
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****ebag ^^^^^
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Also true. Most of us Jews are
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 25, 2015
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You bastard Jews murdered the non-existent son of a sky wizard! <grr>

    Nae wonder ye's are so hated <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2015
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    Yet another absolute cracker of a thread. Add it to the other hits from HBK <applause>
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so do you have no ears then M8?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 25, 2015
  20. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Selfie alert

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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Aug 25, 2015
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