Funniest Manager Rumours

[TheGreatGerryGow]

OK so whilst we have the sensible list for our next manager, as always the silly rumours and sightings start to come out.

For instance on FB last night someone posted that they had seen Kevin Keegan in Clarkes Pie shop in Bedminster

Any better ones?

 

[Angelicnumber16]

I hope he chose the large Clarks pastie, they're lush !

 

[pirate49]

Leroy Ronsenior

 

[johngalleyfan2]

who the eck is Leroy Ron senior?

 

[johngalleyfan2]

Steve Landsdown was on the downs on Sunday, he interveiwed the managers of the three best teams, offering them free life cover a pension new car and £2000 a week to form a managers co operative....

 

[Angelicnumber16]

to form a managers co operative....

So when do Mssrs Johnson, Millen and Tinnion start work ?!

 

[johngalleyfan2]

HEY

I reckon you have cracked it, they obviuosly all had something to give why not go for all 3.

one could do the paper work, one the defence the other the attack.

PRE match write their team on a bit of paper, compare, take out the ones they agree on, repeat till they have a team or get one or 2 stalemates and toss for them!

FOR TACTICS, ASK THE TEAM HOW THEY FEEL THEY SHOULD PLAY put thier own tactics on a bit of paper get an independant adjudicator to combine the ideas into a master plan and give it to one of the fans ( "winner of manager for the day contest " ) to shout out the orders from the touchline

 

[Angelicnumber16]

I reckon between us we've not only crack it, but we've saved the club a fortune in wages and severance payments and have guaranteed our place in the Premiership and Champions League for years to come.

Gary Johnson will also have to do the catering, obviously, given that he's an authority on pies !

 

[Shinycitylad7]

i heard hasslebank was getting appointed

 

[andyyandyy]

I heard the tea lady will get it as she has promised to bring silverwear to the club.

Apparently she is a cup specialist!