Step 1: Go to Google Step 2: Type "Blue Waffle" Step 3: Make sure the boss isn't around Step 4 : Hit I'm feeling lucky. Step 5 : Thank me later
Works PC wouldn't let me access it, and after a biit of investigation, I can't say I'm dissappointed "Blue Waffle is a vaginal disease and the term should not be confused with the quick drying towels that are used to dry and wipe cars and other vehicles. The disease causes a very dirty condition of vagina of females and a continuous smelly discharge flows from the vagina. The whole vaginal part becomes torn and cracking of skin appears in the area surrounding the vagina. The disease spreads to the anus also and causes a painful sensation in the body. The inflammation of the vagina also occurs making it very painful and unbearable for the affected woman. The disease is mainly seen in prostitutes and whores who indulge in excessive sexual activities. Unsafe sex, use of sex toys and prostitution are the major causes of this disease. In medical terms, Blue Waffle disease is defined as battered or infected lady cake of blue or green coloring, often brought about by extreme damage to the female vagina with penis or device of similar nature "
I'll still check it out when I go home, cause I'm sure the wife will finally be relieved to put a name to her condition