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  1. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky is losing it big time! He was waving to his neighbour this morning for a full ten minutes, before he realised she was cleaning her windows.....Fug off!! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Jun 2, 2020
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    aberdude, Jun 4, 2020
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    You are incorageable our Aberdude, can’t resist showing us wot you got eh pal? :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Oops sorry that's my misses cleaning my Bentley was just looking at an old vid I had of her didn't realise I posted it on maskys porn hub ... Me bad :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky is pissed off Aber, but not with you this time dude.....this! I was going to go for it!...a full on Trump pussy grab! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:

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    Masky, Jun 5, 2020
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Did you get fingered for that Masky? <whistle>
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jun 5, 2020
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    BFB, can’t help but notice your propensity for suggestive comments and derisory remarks towards the good and wellbeing of Masky! Always ready to take the tone down of what Masky is about....take yourself in hand man! Pull your pants up....and you Aber! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Jun 5, 2020
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Masky, pot, kettle etc.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jun 5, 2020
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky has made a very important decision today....life changes in fact, thus:
    Masky has decided to pack up his job as a personal trainer. On the basis he is not big enough, and not strong enough...he has handed in his “too weak” notice! Fug off! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Jun 14, 2020
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Now Masky is no gynaecologist by trade, but is always prepared to take a look....just saying! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Jun 18, 2020

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    The gynaecologist I know liked looking up friends. Old and new.

    He used to wall paper his hall, stairs and landing through his front door letterbox.
     
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    God bless this lady! :emoticon-0103-cool:

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    Masky, Jun 26, 2020
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    Masky went to the doctors yesterday....said doc, my pecker is shaped like a saxophone. Doc said how unusual pal, never seen that before? Masky explained that all his siblings had the gene, all genitals shaped like musical instruments. Doc says now you come to mention it, funnily enough a lady came in the other day...down below it resembled a mouth organ! Aww, that would be our Monica! Fug off! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky is very wise and is aware of many things of interest and importance....others do not have this talent...tuf titty!
    Fact: Yul Brynner was a closet lifelong Liverpool football fan, furthermore he had a hatred of aftershave in any form! Therefore it is said that Yul never wore cologne! Fug off! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Jul 1, 2020
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    Masky received a telegram from The Queen today, apparantly some of his jokes are 100 years old....Fug off! :emoticon-0103-cool:

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    Masky, Jul 27, 2020
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    Masky was reading through the above whilst scratching his enormous todger, when he thought...wait s minute pals...something’s wrong here!
    No 7, now correct Masky if you will....is “Dixon, on the beat all day, on the wife all night!” Surely? :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Aug 17, 2020
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    Showing your age now Masky. A Grange End song from the late 60's.

    My Dad didn't like it. He was a copper with British Transport Police. <yikes>

    It had it's advantages though. 6 free passes a year for trains to City away games and a third off normal fares when the passes ran out. <whistle>
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Aug 17, 2020
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    Didn't you get free board and lodgings a couple of times too?
     
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    Barry Tiger, Aug 17, 2020
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