Fug Me, It’s A Funny Old World Pals!

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  1. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    I'm always the first to be wound in Masky. But I can see you getting it wrong. Wonder why? <whistle>
     
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    Wouldnt ho anywhere near your bait masky. Dont know where its been.
     
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    Was that your master bait?
     
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    Masky was out on his daily health walk and obeying all the safety rules. A bloke came up and was having a coughing fit....Masky said “Don’t cough near me...cough far away......far cough.....far cough”! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Was his name Jack?
     
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    The hour we lose this weekend was the hour I was gonna go to the gym....shame pal! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    IMPORTANT

    When you next meet “Magnificent Masky, and with this virus fugging thingy in mind...please in no circumstances attempt to shake hands or hug with Masky. Please be aware a slight bow of the head will suffice as a sign of respect! No offence intended pals! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    How do your bollocks manage maskey?
    Gatherings must not exceed 2.
     
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  13. Masky

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    Masky asking for a friend....honest! Masky wants to know if it’s okay to take a shower yet, or have we got to just keep washing hands....anyone? :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Being quarantined together for days, weeks, can take its toll on a relationship. Only today Masky was singing the Monkees version of “I’m a believer”. She lost it big time, reckoned he’d been singing it all day. At first Masky thought she was kidding....then he saw her face! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Escaped on last train to Clarksvilie?
     
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    Fug me, my cat just asked me if I wanted the radio left on, while he goes out...WTF? :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Mrs Masky has just told Masky he’s football mad, and all he thinks about is fugging football! I don’t know what she’s going on about, Masky’s always thinking of her, after all she’s been with him over thirty seasons! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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