FTAO Mick - Might come in useful

> > What to do on a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to
> > you ....
> >
> > 1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
> >
> > 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
> >
> > 3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
> >
> > 4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
> >
> > 5. Access the Internet;
> >
> > 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
> >
> > 7. Take in a deep breath and open the site:

> >http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

 

That'll do the trick

 

Just showed this to folk in my work. The wee pakistani contractor wasnae chuffed at alll