Just to settle everyone's nerves during the next 36 hours of agonising waiting and to release a little pressure..... I was just wondering if your beautiful other halves had uttered something they immediately regretted. My beloved wife has got it down to a fine art. She works for law enforcement , has a Law degree from Cardiff University, was head girl in an all female Grammar school and speaks 4 languages but she still says things like 'Do elephants pee out of their trunks' Her defining moment was when she strolled in to the house one sunny Sunday afternoon carrying a box from B&Q and demanded that I assemble the Barbeque she had bought for £8 so we could cremate some sausages etc. Ok I said and opened the box.... inside were 3 shelves, what was missing were the 140 house bricks which were clearly in the picture on the front of the box along with a bag of cement , sand etc So come on.... DISH THE DIRT..... ps (She'll never find out! ...What's said on tour stays on tour)
A mate of mine ... Leigh Halfpenny's brother in law (Dai) once asked aloud in our packed football club whilst watching the boat race... How are these two always in the final ?
I was once talking to a very attractive advertising lady and asked her about a strap on, of course I meant strap line....we laughed! Hmmm..... In case you’re wondering, Masky is the better half!
When I asked my partner if she wanted to see the latest Star Wars movie, she asked if it was sub-headed "Rouge One" because there was a female lead! I didn't speak to her for a week. One from my grandson. His dad shouted at the pet cat because it did a **** in the bathroom. My grandson asked, "can we kill it now?"
