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From rolls-royce staff magazine ****** ot

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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)..


    Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity.


    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

    American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the Windshields of their new high speed trains.


    Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

    The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.


    You're going to love this......



    Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:


    "Defrost the chicken."
     
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  2. talcnturnip

    talcnturnip Well-Known Member

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    Good one mate, and they reckon yanks are the brains of the outfit.
     
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  3. Colin Sharpe

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    sounds a little urban myth, but I soo hope it's true
     
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Classic.

    Bit long for FB but I'm stealing this and putting it on anyway.
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    good un Bill enjoyed the read
     
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  6. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    The Yanks can little claim to many inventions that has improved the lot of the whole human race. They did have the dollars to market and mass produce it.
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    That is what you call poultry in motion...
     
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