When ye are sad, I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad. When ye are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye. When ye smile, I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. When ye are scared, I will take the pish oot o' you every chance I get, until you're NOT. When ye are worried, I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING! When ye are confused, I will try to use only wee words. When ye are sick, stay the feck away frae me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got. When ye fall, I will laugh my feckin' heed off at you, you clumsy arse, ⦠but I'll help you up again. This is my oath ⦠I pledge it tae the end. Why? you may ask? Because you are my friend! Friendship is like pishing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. my father sent me this a few years ago i hope everyone enjoys
