Friendly advice

I just took a piss and it was a TRIPLE jet. Word of advice for anyone experiencing this unprepared: Stop pissing and sit down. You'll never get all three in the pan at once. The most I could do was a sort of crouching martial arts stance and even like that I pissed all over the place.

It was kind of like fighting Hydra, as soon as I corrected my aim to get an errant stream in, another one was going on the floor again.
Anyway, thanks for reading.

 

That doesn't sound good at all. You should pee into the sunshine and see if you see 3 rainbows.

 

all three streams would bounce of you <fattybumbum>

 

And I'd love every second of it.

 

Sounds like you have too much foreskin. Should consider peeling it back a tad before the flow starts

 

Iv noticed that too.

 

Like you've ever had your hole.

 

Living with the Mrs, I used to get told off for leaving the seat up all the time. Thanks to sitting down and pissing like a girl, I no longer have this problem.

However, pissing like this with a semi brings a whole different kettle of fish. I suggest putting up a target on the opposite vertical surface and make a game out of it.

 

I think sitting shows so much more style and etiquette

 

I like putting my cock back between my legs and standing in the mirror, so I look like a 70's porn actress.