Fried chicken shops, how the **** can they do it?

I was in Stratford today and saw a chicken shop sign with a deal "5 hot wings one piece of chicken £1.99" ****ing delicious, how can they sell it that cheap ??

 

It's all ****.

 

All the Japanese tourists visiting the home of Shakespeare, probably. Must get them loads of business.

[nsfw]I deliberately misinterpreted it as a different Stratford to the one you're on about. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL[/nsfw]

 

I hope you were being sarcastic? I mean Stratford like 2012 Olympics

 

Show the NSFW text, you humongous div.

 

What the **** is NSFW?

 

Oh i did it, usually its a man smoking a cigar with his cock out

 

Yeah sorry, it actually was safe for work but I used it for dramatic effect.

For future reference, do you prefer it that way or would you rather I post some vile, depraved ****?

 

That was actually quite funny, i fully expected an image of a Japanese person with a brick shoved up their arsehole....

 

Anyway, back to the chicken. Would you want to eat the by product of a living creature that can sacrifice five of it's wings and one of it's legs for less than the price of a pint? This is clearly an abomination against nature, and the least you can expect is a bad case of the trots.

 

could be a cheaper alternative than going private for colonic irrigation !