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Friday's Poem

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  1. smidgen

    smidgen Active Member

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    A WOMAN'S POEM:


    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.


    A MAN'S POEM:


    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****..
     
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    smidgen, Oct 28, 2011
  2. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    You don't get Gymnasts with big tit unfortunately, need to set you sights lower.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Oct 28, 2011
  3. smidgen

    smidgen Active Member

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    Damn!!!!!
     
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  4. smidgen

    smidgen Active Member

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    We are talking about the ideal woman....:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    smidgen, Oct 28, 2011
  5. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I like shagging fat girls with their wobbly jelly bellies
    But one of them once farted so I slapped her with my wellies

    Strangely some girls like to give my anus a little taste
    But one of them was Asian so I **** all on her face

    I tried shagging a granny with her wrinkly saggy tits
    But her fanny was that dry I couldn't get it in for ****

    I enjoy getting my penis mutilated by a cat
    And masturbating my bottom with a full size baseball bat
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Oct 28, 2011
  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I've never seen a gymnast with one tit, big or small :)
     
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    Mr Hatem, Oct 28, 2011
  7. Chiltons222

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    You lads need your own forum (can I join?)
     
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    Chiltons222, Oct 28, 2011
  8. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    Some tennis players have big titties! How on earth Simona Halep manages to avoid getting black eyes all the time is beyond me!

    [video=youtube;E0mlPMUmAjc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0mlPMUmAjc[/video]

    Haven't we done this before somewhere? I'm getting the Groundhog Day feeling!
     
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    StrovolosTiger, Oct 28, 2011

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